MARK: Well, that’s pretty much it, guys, so I guess you can both go back to the —
ALEX: This whole thing started because you told me your machine caught the IHATEYOU virus, which wiped out your MP3 collection. Well, this machine is running Linux and OS/2, both of which are IMMUNE to the IHATEYOU virus! So how exactly did it trash your system?
MARK: OK, let’s say that, hypothetically, I borrowed one of IT’s computers…
ALEX: I knew it!