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MONK: Hey, Alex, I need your help… I’m moderating the Ubersoft Web Help Forum, and a few people are being a little too insightful when they criticize our products. I need you to log in anonymously and post something that’ll distract them for a while.
(ALEX types into his computer.)
MONK: “Jesus Christ is Lord.”
ALEX: Trust me.