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BINKY: Hey there, Skipper! What’s wrong?
CUSTOMER: Who are you? Isn’t Alex usually on this line?
BINKY: Alex is talking to programmers. I’m Binky! Using my IntelliProzac (C)(R)(TM) technology, I’ll answer any questions you have, and even some questions you don’t have!
CUSTOMER: You’re some kind of twisted psychopath, aren’t you?
BINKY: No, but I get that a lot.