INFOTHUD: Look, I’d really like to give your product the winning rank in our “Top Products” article next month, bu the fact is, your competitor’s product is faster, cheaper, more stable, and more feature-complete. What does Nifty Doorways 2001 have that makes it stand out ahead of the others?
ALEX: We embedded Binky the Cheerful Winking Paperclip into the server management software.
CALLER: Ooooh! Neat!