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BOSS: All my carefully laid plans are about to bear fruit…
NARRATOR: 5:24 PM, EST, New Year’s Eve
BOSS: By intentionally introducing date incompatibilities into Ubersoft’s software, I have ensured that as the year 2000 dawns, humanity will be plunged into a sea of chaos, their technology failing them, their machines unable to function.
ALEX: Or maybe nothing will happen at all.
BOSS: Quiet! I’m trying to stay optimistic.