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BOSS: What’s going on? Is that OS/2 user asking for drivers again?
MALE UBERTHUG: No sir, this is an entirely new threat.
MALE UBERTHUG: An unknown customer called about half an hour ago, and congratulated us on the latest release of Nifty Doorways, claiming it was the most stable operating system he’d ever used. Unfortunately, it wasn’t our product. It was something called “Corel Linux,” and it looks enough like Nifty Doorways that confusion between our operating system and theirs is inevitable.
BOSS: Did they copy Binky as well?
FEMALE UBERTHUG: No, we still have the annoying help avatar market cornered.
BINKY: Someone call?