Comic Transcript
FEDS: Mr. Binky, I’d like to –
BINKY: Open a file?
FEDS: – no.
BINKY: – write a letter?
FEDS: – no.
BINKY: – run the spell checker?
FEDS: – no.
BINKY: – schedule a meeting?
FEDS: – no.
BINKY: – Create a mailing list?
FEDS: – no.
BINKY: – upgrade the software?
FEDS: NO.
BINKY: Well, you’ll have to try our per-instance support line, Skipper, because I’m all out of ideas here!
