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FEDS: Your honor, our next witness will prove, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that Ubersoft is engaged in “Unholy Business Practices.”
FEDS: This witness plays an integral role at Ubersoft: in fact, it is heralded as a “User Enhancement Subsystem” in the latest version of the UberWordSoftPro 2000 Office Suite.
FEDS: The Prosecution calls “Binky, the Cheerful Winking Paper Clip.”
BOSS (thinking): Uh-oh.