Comic Transcript
BOSS: It has taken many years, but my dark plans are finally nearing their fruition…
BOSS: Long have I plotted, and the way has not been easy, but my minions are positioned to enslave these feeble mortals to an eternal doom of unreliable software…
BOSS: Victory is mine! No one can stand in my way!
ALEX: Apparently, the Department of Justice is suing you for “Unholy Business Practices.”
