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RECORDING: Hello. You have reached the Technical Support division. We’re sorry, we can’t take your call right now. Due to some unfortunate legal entanglements, we’re currently trying to determine a new name and logo for our company.
RECORDING: Due to an exciting breakthrough, we have decided on a new corporate name and will be implementing it immediately. We’re sure you will agree it captures the essence of everything our company stands for.
(Large sign reading “UBERSOFT”)
ALEX: *Sigh* …