His Marbles Will Be The Next To Go

Webcomic Storyline: 

PCtown, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

DRINKY: Jake!

JAKE NERO: I'm fine.

DRINKY: Yeah, right. What happened?

JAKE NERO: I ran into a guy. Well, his fist. Multiple times. seen my hat?

DRINKY: Over there by the storm drain.

JAKE NERO: Thanks. Seen my dignity?

DRINKY: A few years back. Not since then.