A: Today we're going to explain the difference between Traditional Physics and Quantum Physics...
B: ... as experienced by someone with no formal training.
A: "Traditional Physics."
B: There are laws to the universe! Rules! Consistent, defined rules that we can use to do useful things!
B: We can build robots! Airplanes! Loading cranes, swingsets, merry-go-rounds! With physics we can build empires and civilizations that will ultimately reach the stars!
A: "Quantum Physics."
B: EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS A LIE. CATS ARE DOGS. PANTS DO NOT EXIST.