I Kant Think So Descarted Me Away

Webcomic Storyline: 

Old Skool Webcomic, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

(Complain all you want
It doesn't change the fact that
Sophistry is fun.)

A: You're back!

B: I am.

A: How? I thought you'd proven your non-existence and disappeared in a puf of Cartesian logic.

B: I admit, I thought I was a goner. When I realized that as a cartoon I didn't really think, I was suddenly faced with no proof of my own existence.

A: And then you disappeared!

B: Right! But then it came to me: the realization of my lack of thought was, in itself, a form of thought!

A: You realized that AFTER you disappeared?

B: Well, when you put it that way, it doesn't make a lot of --

(B disappears. A is alone.)

A: I hope he discovers Heidegger soon.