(Complain all you want
It doesn't change the fact that
Sophistry is fun.)
A: You're back!
B: I am.
A: How? I thought you'd proven your non-existence and disappeared in a puf of Cartesian logic.
B: I admit, I thought I was a goner. When I realized that as a cartoon I didn't really think, I was suddenly faced with no proof of my own existence.
A: And then you disappeared!
B: Right! But then it came to me: the realization of my lack of thought was, in itself, a form of thought!
A: You realized that AFTER you disappeared?
B: Well, when you put it that way, it doesn't make a lot of --
(B disappears. A is alone.)
A: I hope he discovers Heidegger soon.