(Never trust a pair of talking circles.)
A: Due to budget and time constraints, today's comic will on feature the punchline.
B: Sorry about that!
A: However, in reference to yesterday's pledge, we GUARANTEE that today's punchline is completely, 100% unique.
A: And now, without further ado:
A: "That's terrible. What do you call it?"
B: "The Aristocrats!"
A: OK, so we lied.
B: Through our teeth! Which we don't have!