Webcomic Storyline: 

Kernel Panic, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

NARRATOR: This is Alan.

[root] # who

NARRATOR: Alan is the Sysadmin at a fairly successful company, specializing in embedded systems software development.

root :0 July 17, 2001 17:17
root pts/0 July 17, 2001 17:17
root :1 July 17, 2001 17:17

(Etc, up to seven people logged in as root.)

ALAN: What, the...? Everyone logged in as root: LOG OUT NOW! AND CUT IT OUT!

NARRATOR: Alan is a bit tense.

ALAN: Only because I care.