ALAN: Thanks to Jack's superior physical conditioning your life has been spared. now go away.
STEVEN: Oh, come on, Alan. It's not like I'm the first peson in this group to get us in trouble with the law.
ALAN: What are you talking about?
STEVEN: Jack was hunted by the police! Johnny had to bore them with details about Jack's job just to make them go away!
JACK: He's got a point, man.
STEVEN: Writing the most malignant virus known to man is much, much worse than impersonating a US Senator just to mess with Wikipedia. Why can't you cut me a break?
ALAN: Well for one thing, Jack didn't wind up getting us fired.
STEVEN: OK, there's that.
JOHNNY: But Alan, you were mad at Steven even before Mr. Dreck replaced us.
ALAN: That brings us to the other thing.
(ALAN tries to strangle STEVEN. JACK holds him back.)
ALAN: THEY TOOK THE COFFEE MACHINE!
STEVEN: Maybe I'll come back in a year.