NARRATOR: August 2, 2006: After an extended absence, the Cartoonist kicks off Kernel Panic with a brief recap of events leading up to the present day.
NARRATOR: September 13, 2006: Three comics later the Cartoonists uses the amazing power comic-driven exposition to provide another recap.
NARRATOR: August 2, 2007: A year later, the Cartoonist feels obligated to provide the audience with a nearly identical recap.
NARRATOR: April 5, 2008: The Cartoonist summarizes all progress in the storyline to date with a somewhat more subtle recap.
NARRATOR: July 8, 2009: The Cartoonist manages to work the recap into a single panel.
NARRATOR: With that out of the way, we return to our story.
NARRATOR: NEXT: Recap!