A Reckoning Draweth Nigh

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Kernel Panic, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

ARNAULT DRECK: Alan my boy, I'll say it again -- I like you.

ALAN: Thank you sir.

ARNAULT DRECK: You don't do what you're told, but you have spunk -- and when the FBI doesn't raid our offices nad confiscate our files servers and mail servers and everything else, you manage to keep everything running so smoothly I almost forget to make decisions that cause you unnecessary trouble.

ALAN: And we appreciate it, sir.

ARNAULT DRECK: Unfortunately, when the FBI does raid our office sand confiscate our file servers and mail servers and everything else, things apparently grind to a halt.

ALAN: I'm afraid so.

ARNAULT DRECK: When things grind to a halt, people in my position are forced to make hard decisions. And when people in my position are forced to make decisions, someone has to pay for that inconvenience.

ALAN: Er...

ARNAULT DRECK: I'd like you to imagine, just for a moment, who that someone is going to have to be.

ALAN: Someone other than me?

ARNAULT DRECK: It's that kind of boundless optimism that makes me sure you're going to bounce back from all this.

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Kernel

Kernel Panic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, if only dodging blame was that easy...

Hooray!

And there was much rejoicing! Yay!

Now, to tie KP and HD together, you should have them be the target of the suit...

Good Idea

That ought to keep KP going!