NARRATOR: Due to a the length of time since the last episode, the author sees fit to provide a BRIEF RECAP of the events that have already transpired...
NARRATOR: This is the IT Department of NIFTECH, a company that specializes in EMBEDDED SYSTEMS software development.
NARRATOR: This is their BOSS, who has no idea that this employees are in fact using LINUX on all their network systems instead of UBSERSOFT'S NIFTY DOORWAYS operating system.
NARRATOR: Arnault Dreck, PRESIDENT and CEO of NifTech.
ARNAULT DRECK: Is there any... LINUX USE going on around here?
NARRATOR: Duplicitous Employees.
ALAN, JACK, PAUL, MARTIN, JOHNNY, STEVEN: No.
NARRATOR: Recently, Steven decided to make EXTENSIVE EDITS to WIKIPEDIA in an attempt to RESHAPE IT IN HIS OWN IMAGE.
STEVEN: All Wikipedia edits on VAX must be purged for the greater good!
JOHNNY: Why are you so evil?
STEVEN: It's the sweater.
NARRATOR: When Steven impersonated a UNITED STATES SENATOR in order to edit Wikipedia entries on POLITICIANS HE DIDN'T LIKE, the SECRET SERVICE entered the picture.
JACK: The Secret Service just confiscated all our computers, man.
SOMEONE OUT OF FRAME: Steven just climbed out a window!
NARRATOR: Which brings us to our heroes' LATEST PERIL!
ARNAULT DRECK: I can't help but notice that our network seems a bit more sluggish than usual.
NARRATOR: MORE TOMORROW!