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Kernel Panic, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

SECRET SERVICE AGENT #1: We're going to need to confiscate all the computers the suspect has had access to in this office.

ALAN: But... he has an admin account. he's had access to ALL of them.

SECRET SERVICE AGENT #2: Then we're going to have to take all of them.


ALAN: Please tell me you're not serious.

SECRET SERVICE AGENT #3: The forklift is here.