When The Feds Come Marching In

Webcomic Storyline: 

Kernel Panic, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

ALAN: So... uh... what brings the Secret Service to our office this afternoon?

SECRET SERVICE AGENT: Someone has been impersonating a U.S. senator while posting inappropriate material to a site called "Wikipedia."

(Silence.)

ALAN: STEVEN!

VOICE FROM OFF-FRAME: He just jumped out a window!