ALAN: So. Anything new with the paperclip?
JACK: Paperclip's gone, man.
JACK: I went in to check on it, and it was gone. It's not anywhere.
ALAN: Good. That thing was kind of disturbing. now maybe things will calm down around here.
JOHNNY: Paul and Martin have taken the servers hostage and won't release them until we agree to switch everything over to BSD!
ALAN: Ah, sweet routine.