JACK: If you're not a hallucination, then what the heck are you DOING here?
BINKY: I got fired from Ubersoft! So I thought I'd come here to see if I could get a job!
ALAN: A job... here?
BINKY: Sure thing, Skipper! The scary old Linux guy and I are a great team! We saved the world together! From an army of iPod-wearing dancing shadow ninja zombies!
ALAN: Wow, Jack... apparently he's your sidekick.
JACK: Shut up, Alan.
ALAN: ... you're HIS sidekick?
JACK: Shut UP, Alan!