Comic Transcript
ALAN: All right, this is ridiculous. Now I’m getting calls that LARRY is down, and I — Jack, what are you doing?
JACK: Installing Gentoo on Larry.
ALAN: WHAT? Jack,t hose two tied up Moe for THREE DAYS trying to install Gentoo on it. I can’t afford to go through this again!
JACK: That’s just it, man. They were trying to install too much. File servers don’t need all the junk that comes with a full install… so I’m showing them how to do a stripped-down install that has all the essentials and none of the fluff. Should take less than an hour.
(Silence.)
ALAN: I bet it takes you at least half a day.
JACK: You’re on, man.