Webcomic Storyline: 

Kernel Panic, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

JOHNNY: Hey Alan, we want to apologize for all the trouble we caused by taking Moe down just to install Gentoo on it.


JOHNNY: We know it was irresponsible and unprofessional, and we know it caused all kinds of troubles for you when people tried to access their files and couldn't.

STEVEN: And we're really sorry we put you in that bind.

JONNY: We wanted you to know that we'll never do anything like that again.

STEVEN: Right. Never.

ALAN: That's nice. Are you lying right now?

STEVEN: Maybe a little.