The Cold, Hard Truth

Webcomic Storyline: 

Kernel Panic, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

ALAN: OK, enough. We've been swamped by complaints from people trying to access their files,only to learn that their file server is MISSING.

JOHNNY: Alan, when we're done with Moe it will be running fully-optimized, fine-tuned code. They'll thank us for it.

ALAN: They won't care.

JOHNNY: ...what???

ALAN: They won't care. All they do with Moe is PUT FILES ON IT. The only time they notice ANYTHING about the server at all is when they CAN'T PUT FILES ON IT.

ALAN: Right now, for example, they care about Moe VERY, VERY MUCH.

STEVEN: I don't understand.