JACK: Hey man, Arnauld Dreck is on the phone. He wants to know why the servers have been down all week.
ALAN: Oh... well, tell him that two young and foolish employees decided to take one server offline in order to install an operating system we're not officially supposed to be using, and then another employee tool the OTHER server offline in order to show them a faster way to do it.
JACK: I'd rather tell him something else.
ALAN: Fine, tell him it was a virus.