JACK: Hey man, I'd like to --
ALAN: Hold that that thought.
ALAN: What is your current status here?
JACK: ... office pariah.
ALAN: And why is that?
JACK: ... in a fit of drunken coding, I created an uninstall program for Ubersoft's paperclip that it then co-opted and "optimized"into one of the most destructive computer viruses ever known to man.
ALAN: So what is it you wanted to do?
JACK: ... to go back to my desk and think about what I've done.