A Service to Humanity, Continued

Webcomic Storyline: 

Kernel Panic, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

ALAN: You were writing a program designed to take out the Ubersoft paperclip?

JACK: Yeah, man. It would be my greatest gift to humanity.

JACK: But the thing is, that paperclip is tough... and it had a weird way of psyching you out...

ALAN: What do you mean?

JACK: You ever tried to use Nifty Doorways to do anything useful, Alan?

NARRATOR: FLASHBACK

BINKY: Heya Skipper! It looks like you're trying to write a virus. Can I help?

JACK: No.