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Webcomic Storyline: 

Kernel Panic, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

NARRATOR: FLASHBACK

JACK: "That paperclip was a devious best. It kept trying to prey on my sense of fair play."

BINKY: So you're writing a virus, Skipper?

JACK: No, man.

JACK: Viruses are malicious pieces of code designed to compromise a computer's security in order to either destroy data, steal data, or hijack system resources.

JACK: By removing you I will actually be INCREASING this computer's security, and ultimately I'll actually be PROTECTING it's data and SECURING its system resources.

BINKY: Gee, Skipper! It' almost sounds like I'M the virus!

JACK: I've always wondered.