JACK: "That paperclip was a devious best. It kept trying to prey on my sense of fair play."
BINKY: So you're writing a virus, Skipper?
JACK: No, man.
JACK: Viruses are malicious pieces of code designed to compromise a computer's security in order to either destroy data, steal data, or hijack system resources.
JACK: By removing you I will actually be INCREASING this computer's security, and ultimately I'll actually be PROTECTING it's data and SECURING its system resources.
BINKY: Gee, Skipper! It' almost sounds like I'M the virus!
JACK: I've always wondered.