Webcomic Storyline: 

Kernel Panic, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

ALAN: Let me see if I understand what you're telling me...

ALAN: You got drunk... You accidentally coded a virus... Which was then, ah, co-opted by that paperclip from the UberWordSoftPro suite and emailed tot he world at large... Which is why the law enforcement community is after you.

JACK: Yeah, that's about it.


ALAN: You are a very, very bad man.

JACK: Sorry.

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