ALAN: OK, here's the deal guys... Jack has gone "deep cover" to deal with the SCO situation. Until then we need to find some way to get management off our backs before they discover that we have not, in fact, migrated to a Nifty Doorways operating environment.
MARTIN: Well, we could move everything over to Nifty doorways until Jack takes care of it.
STEVEN: We only bought on copy.
MARTIN: So what? There are plenty of tools on the net that let you get around Nifty Doorway's hardware detection and cataloging tools.
ALAN: Brilliant! They'll be relieved to learn that instead of dealing with a potential IP infringement suit they're just dealing with your everyday, basic run-of-the-mill corporate piracy.