ALAN: The SCO Group has a lot of nerve sending a salesman into my office, especially these days.
SALESMAN: We just wanted to remind you that SCO is the only company with any legal right to claim ownership of the UNIX operating system.
ALAN: Right... and assuming I believed you -- which I don't -- what does this have to do with me?
SALESMAN: Well, we would consider it unfortunate if you were to purchase an operating system using improperly licensed technology... like Linux, for example.
ALAN: You do realize that Linux was never developed using Unix code, don't you?
SALESMAN: Well, yes, now that you mention it, we did know that...
SALESMAN: We were just hoping you didn't.
ALAN: Jack, get in here and hold this guy down. I need to throw a monitor at him.