JACK: Hey man, some salesman is here to see you.
SALESMAN: Hello sir, I was wondering if you'd be interested in having a look at some of our --
ALAN: Why are you hiding behind the door like that? Come on in and sit down.
SALESMAN: I'm, uh, fine right here, sir. I've found that people in your lien of work have a tendency to, uh, throw heavy things at me.
ALAN: Oh, come on, it can't be that bad. Please come in. Who do you represent, anyway?
SALESMAN: The SCO Group.
ALAN: (Grabbing his monitor) I INSIST that you come in. NOW.
SALESMAN: I don't think so.