ALAN: OK Guys... I've called this meeting because I have some good news.
ALAN: As you know, management ordered us to move all our Unix machines out and bring in all new Nifty Doorways servers. And, as you know, we didn't do this.
ALAN: Instead, we bought ONE Nifty Doorways machine and set it up in the middle of the server farm, unplugged and running useless but pretty software.
ALAN: That said, Management provided us with the budget to purchase about 100 very expensive Nifty Doorways licenses. And we need to spend that money.
JACK, PAUL, MARTIN, JOHNNY and STEVEN: Oooooo... New toys.