ALAN: OK, we need a plan. We need to come up with a way to defy management and keep our Unix boxes running.
JACK: We could go on strike!
ALAN: Impractical. They'd just fire us and hire overpriced Ubersoft consultants to do the work.
PAUL: We could drag our feet about the install and hope they forget.
ALAN: Tempting, but they won't forget.
JOHNNY: We could tell them we've moved everything over to Nifty Doorways, and just not do it. It's not like management is technical enough to know the difference.
ALAN: Johnny... You are a genius. You'll be a great manager some day.
JOHNNY: Make up your mind.