ALAN: Gentlemen... I don't need to tell you that our situation is grim.
ALAN: Management has decided to migrate our servers over to the Nifty Doorways platform, and it looks as though they're serious about it this time.
ALAN: What we need is a plan. A brilliant plan.
ALAN: And for the record, Jack, "me and 'the boys' can rough up the boss a little" is NOT a brilliant plan.
JACK: Sounds brilliant to me.