Webcomic Storyline: 

Kernel Panic, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

ALAN: Here it is, Mr. Dreck... the new Nifty Doorways server, just like you ordered.

ARNAULT DRECK: Excellent work, Alan. You know, I was concerned that perhaps your group would resist this new direction the IT Department was taking, but I'm glad to see that you're flexible.

ALAN: Yes sir.

ARNAULT DRECK: Good then. Well, I'm off to a meeting. Keep those servers... ah... serving!

JACK: Did he notice it wasn't actually hooked up to anything?