Comic Transcript
NARRATOR: The “War Room.” Alan briefs his troops.
ALAN: I know we’ve faced consultants before, but this time it feels different. They aren’t just “assessing” our division — they’re “evaluating our best practices” so we can “maintain parity with our industry’s standards.”
(No one responds.)
ALAN: They want to replace Emacs and VI with “Notepad.”
GROUP: NOOOOOO…