Evil Wore Pastel

Webcomic Storyline: 

Kernel Panic, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

NARRATOR: The day arrives. Alan meets... the consultant.

SKIP: Hey there, my name is Skip. I just wanted you to know what I'm really looking forward to this project.

SKIP: Now I know you're probably feeling a bit uncomfortable... Don't. we have more in common than you think. I was a UNIX Admin myself, you know.

ALAN: Really?

SKIP: Well, no.