(Back at the office. MARK takes out a cellphone.)
MARK: OK, Google. Call Mitch.
PHONE: You have reached the National park Service. Please dial the extension you wan to reach, or speak the name of hte NPS employee you wish to speak to.
MARK: Uh... "Mitch?"
PHONE: Please hold while we transfer your call.
ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support. Alex speaking. How can I protect you from Executive overreach today?
MARK: Oh God. I'm screwed.