ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support, Alex speaking. How may I help you today?
CUSTOMER: Um, well, I own one of your UberMAXX smartphones and I was wondering something.
ALEX: Our UberMAXX smartphone technology gives you all the advantages of an iPhone or Android phone with superior Nifty Doorways compatibility.
CUSTOMER: Yeah, that's great and all, but I recently learned that I could use voice commands to send text messages to contacts stored in my address book.
ALEX: Yes sir, that's right.
CUSTOMER: Well how does it do that? Is it ghosts? My wife and I are pretty sure it's ghosts.
ALEX: No sir. The UberMAXX smartphone uses some very advanced technology but I can assure you that no ghosts are involved in the...
(The BOSS floats by.)
(The BOSS exits.)
ALEX: It's possible.
CUSTOMER: I knew it!