Gag Order

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VIKTOR SCHRECK: Now that we're all here, let us begin.

LAWYER: Agreed.

JUDGE: Mmmph.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: I believe he's saying he's ready to render judgment in my favor.

LAWYER: Well I believe he's saying he's ready to render judgment in my favor!

VIKTOR SCHRECK: This isn't going to work. We can't continue with the trial if we can't understand what the judge is saying.

LAWYER: Agreed. We'll have to remove his gag.

JUDGE: MmmMMph frmfph mmfmpph frmmphmmphph MMphhfrmfrmph!

VIKTOR SCHRECK: ...or we could hire an interpreter.

LAWYER: Agreed.

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How can the judge render

How can the judge render competent judgment if he hasn't had coffee? And how can he drink coffee if he's bound and gagged?

This message brought to you by the fact that the judge's mumbling sounds like me without coffee.