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Gag Order II

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VIKTOR SCHRECK: Now that we’re all here, let us begin.

LAWYER: Agreed.

JUDGE: Mmmph.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: I believe he’s saying he’s ready to render judgment in my favor.

LAWYER: Well I believe he’s saying he’s ready to render judgment in my favor!

VIKTOR SCHRECK: This isn’t going to work. We can’t continue with the trial if we can’t understand what the judge is saying.

LAWYER: Agreed. We’ll have to remove his gag.

JUDGE: MmmMMph frmfph mmfmpph frmmphmmphph MMphhfrmfrmph!

VIKTOR SCHRECK: …or we could hire an interpreter.

LAWYER: Agreed.

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