ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support. Alex Speaking.
CUSTOMER: Nifty Doorways Eleventy just updated, and now nothing works.
ALEX: The latest update of Nifty Doorways identifies potential security threats and blocks any application engaging in unsafe behavior.
CUSTOMER: You mean like monitoring user activity and sending user data to a remote server over an unencrypted connection?
ALEX: That doesn't qualify as "unsafe behavior."
CUSTOMER: What do you call it, then?
ALEX: A "project requirement."