MONK: Ubersoft Technical Support, Monk speaking. How can I help you today?
MARK: Monk! It's Mark. Look, I'm having a problem--
MONK: Mark! Long time no hear, man. What're you up to these days?
MARK: I, uh, can't really talk about it, but right now I'm in the middle of a Nifty Doorways Eleventy upgrade at work. It just popped up an error message "there was a thing."
MONK: What thing?
MARK: I don't know what thing, that's why I'm calling.
MONK: No, I mean what was the specific error message.
MARK: That was the error message. "There was a thing." That's the message.
MONK: I'll ask Phil.
MARK: Kick him hello for me.