Comic Transcript
THE BOSS: Colleagues, I have called us here because we are facing an unexpected threat to our long-term goals.
THE BOSS: It seems our silent partner is no longer silent, and putting a straing on our international business relationships.
FED: For the record, thsi isn’t our fault.
THE BOSS: It was one of your employees who told the world about what you were doing to your citizens and to foreign powers.
FED: First of all, not an employee. A contractor. Second of all, we’re handling it.
G’OO’GL: Don’t be evil.
BINKY (STEVE): I have to agree. Customers are theatening to end business relationships because it looks like we’re working with you.
FED: Well, you are working with us.
THE BOSS: We are here to reconsider that relationship.
FED: Hey, America thanks you for your service, but it’s not “oh thank you, you shouldn’t have.” There’s no “you shouldn’t have.” I have a triple-secret court order forcing you to work with us.
BINKY (STEVE): I still want to see that order.
FED: You can’t. It’s triple-secret.