Comic Transcript
PHIL: I guess you’re right. Life is all about change, and I ought to accept it and move on.
ALICE: That’s the spirit!
PHIL: I have fond memories of my previous life, but they’re more like memories of watching an inappropriately amusing comedy on late-night television.
ALICE: Move on with the life you have now! A life of urbane sophistication and impeccable taste!
PHIL: Right-o! Let’s head off to our meeting. Then we’ll all gather at La Folie and toast with jelloshooters!
ALICE: … and toast with what?
PHIL: … you don’t like champagne?
ALICE: Not in jello!
PHIL: Why would we drink champagne in jello?
ALICE: You… you just said…
PHIL: Honestly, Alice, you get the strangest ideas. The next thing you know we’ll be pouring it into large cups, strapping it to our heads, and drinking it out of straws.
ALICE: Nevermind!