Jail Secret

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FED: Congratulations Mark, you now have Jail Secret clearance.

MARK: I now have what?

FED: Jail Secret clearance. It's one of our highest levels of classification. You need it for the special project we're moving you to.

MARK: There's no such thing.

FED: Everyone says that the first time they learn about Jail Secret. I know it sounds stupid but it makes sense in context.

MARK: What is the context for "Jail Secret?"

FED: "If you can't keep this secret we're probably going to jail."