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Furlough, Sweet Chariot

Comic Transcript

MARK: Guys, I’ve answered every question you’ve asked me, multiple times, for… how long has it been?

FED #1: We’re almost there.

FED #2: Just a few more.

(MARK sighs.)

FED #1: Let’s keep going. Have you ever–

FED #3: Wrap it up, gentlemen.

FED #1: We’re not finished.

FED #3: The government is closed for business.

FED #1: Since when?

FED #3: Last week.

(Silence.)

MARK: I’m not going to get paid for any of this, am I.

FED #3: The government would thank you for your cooperation, but expressions of gratitude do not qualify as essential services.

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