Unconvincing Explanation

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Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

JUDGE: Sir, that phone does not belong to you. Put it down immediately.

FED (OFF-PANEL): I apologize, Your Honor.

PLAINTIFF: Thank you, Your Honor.

PLAINTIFF: Now on to the matter at hand. I want to make sure the Defense's witness is--

(FED stands uncomfortably close to PLAINTIFF).

(Silence.)

PLAINTIFF: What are you doing?

FED: Defending your liberty.

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Where's the...

Where are the Colombian hookers at? Or are you waiting to throw that into a later strip?

It's not the Secret Service!

And they're probably all on the no-fly list at this point anyway.

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Writer, former musician, occasional cartoonist, and noted authority on his own opinions.

The feds

So they are a replacement for NoSuch now that that agency is acknowledged?

They're Feds.

They do Federal things. I honestly hadn't intended them to be more specific than that. :-)

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Writer, former musician, occasional cartoonist, and noted authority on his own opinions.